I think I'm going to be in trouble for sneaking out last night. My Dad saw me drive up this morning when he was leaving early for work.
What'd you say?
I told him I was sleep driving
my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
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Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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