SEEEEXXX PLEASE
Wow, you know I need to stop drinking alone when I pour my drink into my hand and offer it to my dog,
either way he was missing a nipple.
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
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