its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Fun holiday story for you: Alex and I went out drinking. She left. I needed a ride home. Met this dude and told him to drive my car back. Once at my house, I made him take out my dog and then apologized for not wanting to make out with him. I said, let me go see if my roommate is interested and then I slept in Alex's bed all night.
20 bucks says he was an actual leprechaun
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
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