My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
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