Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
He's a Shit stain on my heart
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
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