i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
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