OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
She made me pour olive oil on her.
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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