Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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