U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
Sorry for talking about super scientific shit so much last night, I know it bugs you sometimes when I don't shut up.
What? You sat on the couch for a solid 2 hours staring at your fingerprints and the only word that came out of your mouth was "how"
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
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