Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
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