did you get engaged???
the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
my vag is so smooth its legendary
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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