CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
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