good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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