Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
Ambien. No doubt about it.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
Note to self: the judgement that occurs when unrolling your last 5 which was used to snort drugs the night before, to pay for alcohol before noon on a Monday is worth just sucking it up and taking an overdraft fee.
Wait a min, you had drugs last night?!
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
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