I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
I need a hoe opinion
go on
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
Randomize
