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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
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