Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
My horoscope told me I'm getting laid tonight. Please don't make the stars be liars
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
Randomize
