I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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