Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
We got cut off at the bar, but it's okay because I tactically rolled behind the bar and grabbed a bottle of whiskey. Meet me in the back booth when you're done puking in the bathroom. This is about to get real slutty.
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
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