You can't special order awesome
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
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