I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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