Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
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