Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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