Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
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