yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
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