He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
I deserve to be covered in dicks
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
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