We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
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