i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
I arrived home at 7am wearing nothing but my underwear and a fedora. I ate half a dozen deviled eggs. Put Katy Perry on repeat. And cried myself to sleep. We cannot go out on Thursday anymore
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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