i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
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