you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
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