No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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