I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
lol hangovers are for mortals.
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
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