Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
Randomize
