i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
Randomize