is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
Today has been the most awkward masturbatory day of my life. Possibly even more awkward than when my mom found my vibrator on Mother's Day.
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
The dick lei will go down in squad history
I just got through airport security with 5 grams of weed in my back pocket. Either I deserve a metal or the government is slacking
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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