Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
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