Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
Don't park in the garage. I installed a stripper pole while drunk and it's kinda in the way
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
Randomize
