sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Please save me from this creative non fiction class. I just wrote a paper about how I spend unhealthy amounts of time with my cat.
I spend unhealthy amounts of time watching RuPaul's Drag Race.
I referred to the cat as amicable.
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
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