Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
there's a guy on campus handing out business cards. you pay him to see if your girlfriend will cheat. the company name is "tying up loose ends"
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
A woman on my train just walked down the carriage in a wedding dress, crying and clutching a can of Carlsberg. Oh...
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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