Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
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