Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
I've Ubered to the bar three times this weekend to get my car but every time I get there I end up drinking. Still no car.
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