you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
Dude, just got a bummer.
What??
A blow job from a homeless chick.
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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