D3 body, D1 cock
it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
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