I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
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