I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
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