Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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