my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
The cat was building a spaceship out of the carpet, my legs were cans of tomato sauce, and there was something else in that pot you gave me.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
Panties = found
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