ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
I just looked at my iPhone gps history... "the gas station", "the park with a big scary fence", "the trampoline", and, my favorite, "where we were when we were about to do lines off a bible".
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
The cards I get dealt on tinder now are karma for fucking a married man while I was in high school.
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