I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
Randomize