just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
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