what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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