Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
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