fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
did you just send me my own nude
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
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